• Do you like cats?
  • Do you love kids?
  • Do you have a personal relationship with god?
  • Are you smarter than me?

Yes, that third one’s a bit of a trick question.
The fourth one excludes the middle part of the curve. Only Dunning-Kruger victims and the really smart answer yes.

And yes, I’m having some fun this morning. It ain’t this easy out there.